[ooc] Post of Info

[hasadestiny]

Oh, right, I have a newbie...



Lex:

- hails from the glorious Superman crackfic that is Smallville.

- is 16 and coming from late 1996, approximately five years pre-canon.
-- which means he's really going to have no idea why all those people with spandex fetishes familiar with older, more villainous models, are staring at him.
--- more accurately, he's going to have the wrong idea about why people are staring at him, namely his sexy, sexy freaky baldness, or his evil daddy, Lionel.

- speaking of, he has a few Daddy Issues, not least because in addition to being richer than God, and a horrible, horrible parent, Lionel Luthor is the original Magnificent Bastard.
-- why yes, I am looking forward to Parent's Weekend, why do you ask?

- has been bald since he was nine, thanks to a bunch of kryptonite meteor rocks and a spaceship with a wee dumb alien landing on his head.
-- he also got some fun low-level healing powers and a super-charged immune system out of it, but he doesn't know about that yet, shhh.

- is a geeeeeeeeeek. About a lot of things, but especially comics.

- in addition to being a geeky, bald, rich kid, he's also a bullied, geeky, bald, rich kid because Oliver Queen is a dick.
-- who thinks thinks he recently helped accidentally kill his only friend.
--- whoops.
---- so if he's wary and sarcastic, it's not you, it's him.

Question? Comments? Cake?

Comments

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Why do you need cake? YOU STOLE FORTY CAKES. THAT'S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS.

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.

[hasadestiny]

I ONLY TOOK THE CAKES! THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT I DID NOT PAY OR INTEND TO PAY FOR THEM!

MAYBE I INTENDED TO GIVE THE CAKES TO ORPHANS OR PUPPIES!

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

ORPHANED PUPPIES? WITH DISEASES?

[hasadestiny]

HORRIBLE WASTING DISEASES THAT CAN ONLY BE CURED WITH CAKES!

FORTY OF THEM!

[thatsamilkshake]

For the record? Most hilarious writing sample I have read in many, many moons.

[livingasheth.livejournal.com]

Aw, now I'm sorry I let Lana go!

[mycanonhatesme]

There will only be a little staring! Okay, maybe a medium amount. Occasionally.

[hasadestiny]

Lex will sadface at the staring. Woe.